I'm having so much fun lately, lakjsd.
And it's not just because it's the holiday season and I get down on a cup of hot cocoa...
It's thanks to THIS!
See, I recently revamped my Caleb Hammer Live channel, and I'm having a BLAST!
Lindsey, Brandon, and I sit down twice a week to talk about all things internet culture, current events, and general insanity.
If you haven't seen it yet, you can check out the replays linked above.
Seriously, it's some of the funniest sh*t we've ever done.
Alright, without further ado, onto the new, new.
NEW: Breaking Down: Fuck this LIAR...
Anytime someone starts screaming, "I'm not a goddamn liar!" you can pretty much guarantee...
They're LYING!
And that's exactly what happened with Pandora.
Once we opened the box of receipts, we found out pretty much everything she told us was a big, FAT, LIEEEE.
From her "jobs" to her "income," she was stretching the crap outta the truth.
(At least she was honest about her shopping addiction.)
We get into her casting process, why she ghosted us, and everyone's triggers.
Plus as a little bonus, you can hear about my epic brunch order after you watch us break down the episode HERE.
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Aaaand back to the newsletter!
New Hammer It Out: Pregnancy Kink
Evelyn, 27, lives in Canada and is wondering if she should get pregnant...
She and her husband make good money and can afford a decent life...
But the question is, would baby number 3 break their bliss?
We do our best to navigate this delicate decision.
And you can watch it right here.
Jessica, 28, has been looking for work for about a month.
She's been forced to take "unpaid leave," because of some bullcrap policy.
(pssst. I'm pretty sure she got fired.)
Weird.
So we dive in to try to discover what's really going on, and give her some advice for a new job.
She did apply for a job here, so who knows....
Watch it here!
NEW Lindsey's Check Up: CJ Makes Bank...
CJ is baaaack.
He's quit his job to cut hair independently, and he's doing GREAT.
He makes the same amount of money, but has more free time to focus on building his brand...
That's right, CJ has a YouTube channel and just got monetized!
LFG!
I mean look, as long as he's paying his bills (and setting aside taxes) I'm glad to see him following his dreams.
Lindsey dives in to let us know all the tea and get some insight into his newest passion.
Check it out here
All that and more is going down over on Hammer Elite.
We're building the best gotdamn YouTube channel(s) on the internet, and I'm so glad you're part of it.
Let me know what you think and if you'd like to see more (or less) of anything.
Remember: all this is for you, Pookie.
Taquitos,
Caleb "LIVE" Hammer