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Today’s Cartoon, by David Sipress

“Me? I’m a refugee from the meaningless, soul-killing, rapacious, stressed-out world of finance, but just for the last two weeks of August.”

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What Your Swimwear Says About You

 

If you wear a yellow polka-dot bikini, that means you were deeply affected by a Yoplait Light commercial as a youth and consider this suit to be the physical manifestation of confidence.

 

By Madeline Goetz,Viktoria Shulevich

What My Life Would Be Like If All of Those Spam Texts Were Legit

 

If all those spam texts were legit, I’d have dozens of packages shipped to me from USPSS, USP, and FidEx that only require my signature to obtain.

 

By Natalie Wexler

Things I No Longer Have Room for as a Mother

 

Now that my mental capacity is sharing space with my son, I’m going to say no to some stuff: Harry Styles, waiting in line for brunch, and TikTok.

 

By Jessi Klein

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