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Today’s Cartoon, by David Sipress
“Me? I’m a refugee from the meaningless, soul-killing, rapacious, stressed-out world of finance, but just for the last two weeks of August.”
If you wear a yellow polka-dot bikini, that means you were deeply affected by a Yoplait Light commercial as a youth and consider this suit to be the physical manifestation of confidence.